""The Fabulous Life of: The Osbournes"" will reveal the spooky spending habits of television's most bizarre family. From the planning of their star-studded vow renewal ceremony, to the lavish surroundings of their amazing residences, ""The Fabulous Life of: The Osbournes"" takes you on a first class joy ride of terrifyingly extravagant living. Being fabulous has never been so scary. Immediately following at 11:30 p.m. is the premiere of ""American Vampires,"" which unmasks bankers, lawyers and teachers -- who by night have ""horrifying,"" jobs and hobbies like exploring dank underground tunnels and caves to conducting secret kidnappings for clients.